Funny Things Kids Say in School

Sometimes as a parent you just never know when your kids are listening or not.  When I took my daughter to school for the first time I showed where she should go after school so her older sister could pick her up.  She was in Kindergarten and her older sister was in third grade.   Well for weeks I thought everything was okay.  Everyday they come together and there were no problems, but oh the joys of funny things kids say.

The other night I was tucking in them, and my older daughter yelled down to her sister, “Should I come pick you up at your classroom again?”  She said, “Yeah, for sure.”  I then of course piped in and said, “Honey, don’t you remember me telling you where you should go so your sister can come get you?”  She looked at me and no joke this was her reply, with a chuckle might I add, “No, the first day after school, I told my teacher I didn’t know where to go because my mom didn’t tell me.”  I honestly couldn’t help but laugh.  So now both my daughters think I am a horrible parent as well as their teacher…the funny things kids say.

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Telling Funny Stories of Kids – Very Interesting :)

The other day I was talking with a friend when I realized that we had talked for an hour telling funny stories of kids.  We each had our own children, and while we wanted to catch up with each other, we ended up just talking about our kids and families.  Was I mad?  No, not at all.  I guess when you turn to be a mother other things don’t matter as much.  It seemed like yesterday though this friend and I were in college chasing all the boys around and just having fun.  Then of course we both met our match and Boom!  We were married.

Fast forward ten years down the road and we each have three children.  Sometimes I ask myself where the time goes, and if I have lived up to everything I wanted to accomplish.  So many people live with regret and I did not want to be one of those people.  The truth is, I hear a lot of people say that when they had kids they stopped living, and all their dreams and ambitions went down the tubes.  I see it the opposite.  Once I had my first, I have never lived so much, and when the other two came, I couldn’t even imagine my life without them.  I have friends that always want to ask the funny stories of kids, and see if it is worth it to them.  My answer is never changing and always an out standing YES.  Kids not only have made my life my full, but have helped me realize that life is to be enjoyed.  Life is to give of oneself and help out another.  Sure times get hard, but these kids and their funny stories keep me laughing all day long.  I wouldn’t change a thing even if I could.

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My Dad said so

While, I support everyone’s views on a variety of topics, there are some instances where same views are shared.  Church is one of those places where generally people believe the same thing, right?  The other day, my son was in Sunday school when the teacher asked where we come from.  I think everyone and the teacher was expecting my son to say, “Heaven, or from God.” But, no, my son said, “Gorillas, we came from the gorillas.”  The teacher then apparently chuckled a little and said, “Now who told you that.”  My son quickly replied with, “My dad said so.”  Funniest part about the whole thing is his dad is my husband and he is the Pastor for the church.  The congregation had a good laugh at that one.  Kids are always listening even if it is a joke.

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What to Do When You Just Can’t Remember that Funny Thing Your Kid Did?

Children say the silliest and the funniest things and often blurt out the most hilariously innocent truths. Often, at family gathering we get to hear old tales from our elders about the silly, funny thing we did and said as kids. A fun family weekend is also a place where your kids will say and do things that will become funny anecdotes you will share around tables at future family gatherings.

As parents, it is difficult to remember all the funny things kids say and the funny things kids do all the time. Relying simply on your memory (with all the chores, routines and of course, managing kids) is like trying to fish out a needle in a haystack!
A lot of us rely on technology these days. And while it can help you remember most of the funny things, eventually it will build a treasure trove for you to look back upon as fond memories of your precious little ones!

The fastest and the handiest gadget you can use is your Smartphone. Taking pictures, shooting videos, using the social network websites like Facebook and Twitter to maintain records of your lil’ one’s funny moments.

You can even start a blog to document all those cute lines, upload funny videos and share them with everyone in your family and the rest of the world. You can get creative with all this data that you accumulate and start posting all the funny stories of kids on www.yesmykiddidthat.com

Our site is a great place where you can share the fun-filled stories about your children, grandchildren, nieces, nephews and cousins, whether they are funny stories or serious ones. Using the site is simple. You simply need to click the “submit story” tab on the homepage and brighten up someone’s day, or make your friends, family and the rest of the world laugh when they read them. Don’t forget to add “yes my kid did that” at the end!

Whatever your story, whether they are funny, sweet, cute, hilarious, or serious, simply add in anything that can be appropriate for all ages to read and enjoy. We love children and this forum is a fantastic opportunity to share every funny thing that kids do.

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Cab Driver

How funny it is when I play with my son at home and he rides on his big car as if he is a taxicab driver. When he passes by, he would then tell me “Do you want to have a ride?”…and then I say “Yes, but I don’t have money…” His answer would always be, “That’s fine…here’s your money…but you may need to buy some more candy, or let me stay up later. where do you want to go?”…I can’t help but laugh saying what a very nice taxicab driver you are!  Even if it does come with some things I should probably do.

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Bathe the duck

Every day when my son takes a bath, he would demand to bring his new toy duck with him. So I asked him one day…”Why do you need to bring it in…? He answered right away…”because his mom never bathes him ever…”  giving me the eye, like I could do a better a job.  Ha ha.  I guess me actually bathing my son doesn’t go to far.   Yes my kid said that!

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She said what at Thanksgiving

Okay, before I begin, let’s face it, as good as sweet potatoes are, sometimes they can look kind of weird.  For Thanksgiving, we had our entire extended family over, and with that came a lot of different dishes.  My aunt usually does a good job of cooking but she has been known to try some different stuff.  This year she gave sweet potatoes a try.  While getting my daughter some food, I went to get some sweet potatoes for her and when I heard he say, “eh, dad it looks like throwup.”  It was at that moment that I looked up and of course my aunt was standing right there.  Not much you can say, and luckily my aunt tried to shrug it off.  Life with my daughter just never gets old.  Yes, my kid did that.

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